Instead of stewing complacently in the horrors of job-hunting, I've decided to track down the creatures responsible for making the process of finding employment such a soul-crushing experience. No, it's not the economic recession and it has nothing to do with outsourcing or even your own bad attitude...it's because of The Unemployment Monsters.
This conniving amateur witch has recently retired from a long career as a tax attorney and now spends her days cooking up potions and sharing the recipes on Pinterest. She gets a kick out of spiking your food with these nefarious home brews, which when ingested cause you to feel that you will be doomed to a life of loan debt and minimum wage.
Hey, here are the other Monsters.
Monster #2 ***